This morning I was working at The Market and these two teenage boys came in to order a couple coffees. Aside from taking their order, and "Be careful, it's hot" we didn't talk to each other. They didn't say a word as they left either, but did leave me a crumpled up napkin and this cup with a phone number and a tempting invitation.
They looked pretty young and seemed inexperienced since they overlooked some very obvious "Pickup Rules".
Rule #1 Check for a RING! Rookie mistake.
Rule #2 Talk to the girl. (Unless of course you are in the midst of a voice change, which I'm pretty sure they were, and don't want to risk sounding half man and half school girl.)
Rule #3 Leave your name with your number. There were two of them. How do I know if I'm calling the cute one?
Rule #4 Know your own phone number. Although I suppose it's better cross it out and correct it rather than handing out your mom's number on accident.
All mishaps aside...he had guts enough to leave his number...maybe I should give him a call. I do need a babysitter for Saturday night.
3 comments:
Aside from all that, didn't it make you feel great?! That is hilarious
always makes me laugh
ROTFLOL! Oh my gosh, that is too hilarious!
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