E: Sometimes I like to bite my nails.
Me: Yeah? That's kind of gross.
E: Well, I don't do it too much anymore because I have a loose tooth.
Me: Oh, that's good.
E: It just means that I have to use my back teeth instead of my front ones.
Me: That sounds tricky.
E: Not really. I just wait until you clip my nails, and then I pick them up and chew them.
Me: (dry heaving)
A different night
Me: Hey E, look at the moon! Isn't it beautiful?!
E: It looks like a giant toenail.
1 comment:
yes. yes that is nasty. i must admit, i was laughing pretty hard while trying to fight back the vomit.
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